Wake Up Sluts T-Shirt

Wake up. It's time. 🐌

For the ones who live boldly, laugh loudly, and never take themselves too seriously. This cheeky snail meme tee is the perfect blend of irreverent humor and soft, all-day comfort — a statement piece for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their morning coffee.

• Printed on Gildan Softstyle® 64000
• Unisex fit — runs true to size
• 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Light, soft fabric — all-day comfortable
• Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Available in 7 colors. A great gift for your most chaotic friend, your funniest coworker, or yourself — no judgment.

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.

🐱 Free shipping on 3+ shirts (call it the herd discount)
🐱 Printed and shipped right here in the USA
🐱 Arrives in 5-8 days, give or take a zoomie
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