About FifthKitty: Funny Animal Tees & The Story of Thomas

We Make Art for Raccoons in Human Suits.
(And people who’d rather stay home with their cat than fake it at brunch.)

The Vibe Check Let’s be honest: You have three shirts you actually like, and thirty that sit in your drawer. We’re here to add to the "actually like" pile.

FifthKitty is the official uniform for the Homebody Collective. We design for the people who believe "Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come" is a valid excuse. Whether you are looking for sarcastic graphic tees, funny animal art, or just a warning sign for strangers to keep their distance, we’ve got you covered.

The Legend of the Fifth Kitty (Our Origin Story)
Why "FifthKitty"? ...It’s not just a random number.

We are a family-run brand named after our real-life fifth cat, Thomas. We met him while volunteering at a local shelter. He was facing a rare medical condition, a grim prognosis, and a surgery bill that made our eyes water.

So we did what any rational, cat-obsessed family would do: We adopted him, launched this business, and bet everything on saving him.

Today, thanks to customers buying our animal lover gifts and tees, Thomas is alive and thriving. To keep the good karma flowing, a portion of every FifthKitty purchase is donated to local shelters to help other animals get the second chance they deserve.

Thomas: "The Management."

Soft Shirts, Hard Truths (The Quality) We aren’t some fly-by-night operation dropping low-res JPEGs onto scratchy cardboard tees. We believe your anxiety deserves to be comfortable.

👕  Premium Brands Only: We use Comfort Colors and Gildan—fabrics that are soft, durable, and designed to survive 100+ washes (or 3 straight days of napping).

♻️  Zero Waste Fashion: We don't overproduce. Your sustainable graphic tee is printed only when you order it, meaning no landfills full of unsold inventory.

🇺🇸  Printed in the USA: Every item is printed and shipped right here in the States using eco-friendly, water-based inks.

Our Mission We aren't here to change you. We are here to celebrate exactly who you are: introverted, animal-obsessed, a little feral, and unapologetically yourself.

Welcome to the club.