Sarcastic Tees for Animal Lovers Who Tolerate People

  • 🇺🇸 Printed in USA

    Every tee made right here at home

  • 🌱 Eco-Friendly

    Sustainable inks & ethical production

  • ✓ Premium Quality

    Soft, durable tees that last

Unapologetic Style, Printed Sustainably in the USA.

Bold Vibes. Low Impact. FifthKitty AF.

Our tees aren’t just soft and durable — they’re ethically made, printed-to-order in the USA, and crafted with eco-friendly inks that don’t trash the planet. We use premium Gildan and Comfort Colors for that perfect fit and feel, while keeping overproduction in check. At FifthKitty, we make fashion fun without the waste.